"Fuck. I’m dying."

Now Deceased

Internet Friends

Me: hello internet friends!
Internet People: how many times do we have to tell you we ARE NOT friends!
Me: how is everyone?
Internet People: WE DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!

I guess I’m gay

bugbucket:

delicious milk for healthy strong bones

also: save moomoo

bugbucket:

delicious milk for healthy strong bones

also: save moomoo

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Oh Man! Niggas!

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Dick Butt

Self explanatory.

the twerk master: The uplifting, smoothing feeling that flows through my veins and...

thetwerkmaster:

The uplifting, smoothing feeling

that flows through my veins

and tip-toes across my skin, tickling my hairs

is missing

______________________

As your words escaped your lips so filled with beauty

the timbre of your voice ignited this feeling

which permeated my body,

but your voice is…

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thetwerkmaster:

reading your texts makes my heart tingle

(Source: babezonepush)